An anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding! Dormitory - Dirty Room Desperation - A Rope Ends It The Morse Code - Here Come Dots Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em Animosity - Is No Amity Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness - Genuine Class Semolina - Is No Meal A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one Contradiction - Accord not in it The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet Astronomer - Moon Starer This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To b

Yo mama is so fat . . . Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo". Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat we're in her right now. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for condors. Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her . . . Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid that she tr

Yo mama is so greasy Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama is so skinny Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo momma so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo momma so lazy, she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo momma so lazy, she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo momma's head so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo momma's head so small, she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama is so poor Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mamma is so bald Yo mamma so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mamma so bald you can see what's on her mind Yo mamma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

What did the mama broom say to the little broom? Go to sweep little one.

What's the difference between the teacher and the one who minds trains? The teacher trains minds, the other minds trains.