Yo momma is so poor, when I went to her house to use the bathroom, she told me to pick a corner.

Your floor is so dirty, I stepped inside and said "Nice carpet." You said, "Man, those are cockroaches!"

One time I went school shopping... AND BOUGHT THREE SCHOOLS!!!

Yo momma is so cheap, she went to McDonalds and put a hamburger on lay-away.

Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth packed up and left.

If you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.

one of my friends was in trouble because he had sex with his teacher, but the bad part is he's home schooled

Yo momma is so stupid, she jumped out the window and fell up.

Yo momma is so fat, I got stuck in her shadow.

Bloke stayed up all night, wondering where the sun had gone; then it dawned on him.

Q:How many egotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just one. He holds up the lightbulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

My brother and I were sitting at the computer reading the daily teaser from the past week. I read the last one (April 30th 2006) and my sister(who is a blonde) walks in to get a drink. I'm reading a line that says:"But, madam!", replied the bellman, and my sister walks up behind me and says "What did you call me?!" and I say, "Well I didn't call you any thing. I was reading this joke and she says, "Oh well I thought you were calling me a damn bitch!"