Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, okay." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! Oh, Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!"

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Dam!

yo mamma is so thin when she turns sidways she dissapears

How do the chinese get their names? Their parents kick a can down the street... ching chang chung bing....

What do you say to a blonde who looks stupid in her ear muffs? Anything you want! She cant hear you! P.S. no offence to blondes!

What did the fish say when he crashed into a wooden wall? Beaver damn!

What do you do if you find your old man staggering around the backyard? Shoot him again!!!

Your face is so ugly, we're going to war over it.

Q: What's a pick up line in a gay bar?? A: Would you like me to push your stool in?

Your face is so oily, we're going to war over it.

your mom is like paris hilton ... a dirty whore

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? To prove he was chicken!