To the tune of "I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover": I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I ran over with the power mower One leg is missing, another is gone The third leg is scattered all over the lawn No need explainin' the one remainin' Is under the car port door I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I overlooked before!

"Mommy, I hate my sister's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's put in front of you!"

Then there was the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a good figure.

She frowned and called him Mr. Because in sport he kr. And so in spite That very night The Mr. kr. sr.

"How can you stand it?" the young psychiatrist asked the old psychiatrist. "Day in, day out, year in, year out, listening, listening, listening!" "Who listens?"

Then there was the neat nurse, who made the patient without disturbing the bed.

Then there were the three bears. One married a giraffe. The other two put him up to it.

Mind Over Matter If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

"Madame," said the psychiatrist, "you haven't got a complex; you ARE inferior."

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, and getting in and out past incredible security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!

The wife ran into the house, screaming to her actor husband, "Darling, come quick. Your kids and my kids are beating up on our kids!"

The Romans had to give up their big holidays because of the tremendous overhead. The lions ate up all of their prophets.