Q. What do you call a cow that gives chocolate milk? A. An Utter Delight!

Outside a small Macedonian village, close to the border between Greece and strife-torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of a site of significant historic developments. The convent once served as a base for the army of Attila the Hun. In more ancient times, a Greek temple to Eros, the god of love, occupied the hilltop site. The Huns are believed to have first collected and then destroyed a large gathering of Greek legal writs at the site. It is believed that Attila wanted to study the Greek legal system and had the writs and other documents brought to the temple. When the Greek Church took over the site in the 15th Century an

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. "What if you get hungry?" he said. "Then I'll come home and eat!" bravely declared the child. "And what if you run out of money?" "I will come home and get some!" readily replied the child. The man then made a final attempt, "What if your clothes get dirty?" "Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them," was the reply. The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!"

Why couldn't the Human Torch get married? He couldn't find his Match!

What do you call a stupid garbage can? A Dumb-ster!

What did the director say after making the Mummy Movie? "It's a Wrap!"

Q. What always stays hot inside a refridgerator? A. Salsa!

Mrs. Colter was explaining that there were rules for voting in the United States. "You have to be at least eighteen, you have to be a citizen, and-" John blurts out, "And you can't vote for democrats!"* * All credit for this goes to John Rieger, who wouldn't shut up during sixth period.

My little sister recently asked me: "Why does the conductor of the band always wave his magic wand, but the players never disappear?"

No, of course it isn't.

GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas (AP) A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

Q. What little girl takes from the rich and gives to the poor? A. Little Red Robbin' Hood!