1. During recess time, I like skipping rope. When I skip I shout a rhyme, And jump with all my hope. 2. I didn't study for the test even though I should've. I was playing PS2 and I would've, so I copied off of yours, I got them all wrong, so now I sing this song. (sing over and over this is an endless song.) 3. Some gum chum? It's watermelon, although I chewed it some, and it is jerybellum. (jerybellum - bubble gum co.)

Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I'm invisible! WHO SAID THAT?!?!?

What does the male centipede say to the other male centipede when a female centipede walks by? That's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs.....

There was once a blonde who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of her. She decided to do something about it. She sat back and thought about it. Suddenly she thought - "I have never seen anyone making fun of brunettes. So, if I start talking and behaving like them and dye my hair brown, no one will be able to make out that I am a blonde and make fun of me." She went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, she walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you a blonde?" The blonde was taken aback and she repeated her request. The man behind the

Yo momma'a so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited untill it changed to 'Go!'

What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We taste like chicken!!

What's the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt and the other is a running cunt.

What does a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.

Yo Momma's so fat she was forced to become a nudist. Yo Momma's so fat she was forced to live in a barn. Yo Momma's so fat that when she walked outside, naked, the cops had to have hand-cuffs specially designed for her. Yo Momma's so fat that they had to create a prison specifically designed for her on an island. Yo Momma's so fat that when she jumped in the ocean to head towards the island it threw the Earth out of orbit. Yo Momma's so fat that she accidently killed a blue whale by stepping on it... "oops", she said and went on. Yo Momma's so fat, she's just obese. Yo Momma's so fat that when she reached the prison she wouldn't fit through the door. Yo Momma's so stupid that once t

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyo