My T.V. has more channels then your IQ, and I DON'T EVEN HAVE CABLE!

Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out! Yo momma so fat she tripped broke her leg and gravy poured out! Yo mommas so stupid when I said it was chilly out she grabbed a spoon and ran out! Yo momma so fat she IS the family reunion! Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with cheerios! Yo momma so flat she jealous of the wall! Yo momma so fat when you get on top her your ears pop! Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her! Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo momma so ugly rice krispies wont talk to her! har-de-har har old school jokes for you old school insulters...

Some old school insults for yall... You depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. So dumb you couldnt hold water in a bucket. Happiness: seeing your picture on a milk carton. Your mouth rarely makes calls to the brain. Missing a layer of insulation in your attic. You're so fat, when you turn around people throw you a welcome back party. You're so fat, you have to put a belt on with a boomerang. You're so slow, you have to speed up to stop. You're so fat, when you go to the zoo elephants throw peanuts at you. The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed. The cheese slid off his cracker. Alright, I'm gonna save the rest.

"Doctor doctor! I feel like a pack of cards!" "I'll deal with you later!"

Q: How do you help a starving cannibal? A: Give him a hand!

One day in the 1800's a father asked his child to go get some nuts and berries. She went around and got nuts and berries from every boy she knew. When she showed her dad he said, "That's not what I meant!"

Q: Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? A: No, I skipped it!

When I shake your head, all I hear is echo echo echo...

Your face is sad. Not that you're crying, it's that I feel sorry for you.

You're so ugly that your momma cried when she saw you after birth.

You're so ugly that when it's Christmas, instead of giving you toys, Santa gives you plastic bags to cover your face.

Q. How do you keep an idiot busy? A. Tell him that the ground is going to fall on him if he doesn't get off it.