Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ike, Anne, Wyatt, Tillie. Ike, Anne, Wyatt, Tillie who? Ike Anne Wyatt Tillie (I can't wait till) it's three o' clock!

What is it called when an insect kills themself? Pesticide!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey Who? Dewey(Do we) have to listen to all this knocking?

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin town and thought I'd say hello.

Knock knock? Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing?

Knock knock? Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald(I swallowed) my gum!

Knock knock? Who's there? Kip. Kip who? Kip your hands off me!

Knock knock? Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna figure this out?

Once, a teacher was showing a child a picture of a firefighter taking a child out of a burning building. The teacher asked what that was. The child replied,"A pregnant firefighter." Instead of scolding him, she calmly asked,"Do you know what pregnant means?" The little boy just said, "Yes, it means to be carrying a child."

yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.