Knock Knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey Who? Dewey(Do we) have to listen to all this knocking?

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin town and thought I'd say hello.

Knock knock? Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing?

Knock knock? Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald(I swallowed) my gum!

Knock knock? Who's there? Kip. Kip who? Kip your hands off me!

Knock knock? Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna figure this out?

Once, a teacher was showing a child a picture of a firefighter taking a child out of a burning building. The teacher asked what that was. The child replied,"A pregnant firefighter." Instead of scolding him, she calmly asked,"Do you know what pregnant means?" The little boy just said, "Yes, it means to be carrying a child."

yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.

You have a face like a baby, with a brain to match. * Credited to my friend fqzeng.

(especially if you do this in public) Child: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Parent: Yes, of course. Child: I mean something REALLY bad. Parent: Of course... Child: No, I mean something REALLY really bad. Parent: No... Child: No, really. Something REALLY really really- Parent: ALL RIGHT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!???111///111///111///111/// Child: (Innocently) Nothing, why?

These are just a few of those typical sexist jokes- they make me chuckle ( or groan) so ya know- I'm a girl : ) *what's worse than a male chauvinist pig? - A woman who won't do what she's told. *I married Mrs. Right- I just wish I'd known her first name was Always * * How many men does it take to open a beer? -None. It should be open by thetime she brings it * What is the best way to always remember your wife's birthday? - Forget it once

Your Mama's so fat when she went to a hotel she asked for a water bed and they just covered up the pool with a blanket and said no divers.