A teacher asks a first grader a simple math question. TEACHER:" If you had 50 cents in one pocket, and you asked you dad for another 50 cents, how much would you have?" STUDENT:"50 cents." TEACHER: "You obviously don't know how to add." STUDENT: "You obviously don't know my dad!"

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how many lightbulbs need changing.

Say the word pig before each word. Pigs About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look Now say the word pig after each word Pigs About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look Next say the word pig before and after each word Pigs About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look Finally read the list of words from the bottom up. Pigs About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look Have a Great day :)

Q:What happens when two frogs collide? A: They get tongue tied Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A: Unhoppy Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A: A rubbit Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? A: He liked a good croak and dagger Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking permit expired? A: It got toad

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their feet.

Your breath is so bad, you need a tic-tac the size of a watermelon!

One mistake my mom made when I was three: she taught me how to read the word napkin. The second mistake she made: I asked her why "napkins" were under the sink. She said they were for "special occasions" The third mistake she made: My mom asked me to set the table for the special occasion tonight. So I went to the bathroom and got the "napkins" for special ocassions, and set them on the table. When I got done, my dad came in and burst out in laughter, along with my uncle and aunt as they walked in. When my mom came in, her face turned bright red.

There once was a women who bought a new house but didn't know what to name it. So she stuck her head out the window and heard Hairy Butt! So she decided to name the house Hairy Butt. Then sometime later she had a baby boy but didn't know what to name it, so she stuck her head out the window and heard the word Crack, so she named her son Crack. The next day she lost her son so she called the police and said "Help! I looked all over my Hairy Butt but I can't find my little Crack.

Yo Mama is so fat, when you were born, you came out singin' "It's a small world after all."

Q: What did the chicken say after it crossed the road? A: "Why is everyone always talking about me?"

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken. Q: Why did the pencil cross the road? A: It was lead.