Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old"? Well, here is some karma for that. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was WAY too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton Senior High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine." he gleame

Yo mamma is such a redneck, when I look at her family tree, it goes straight up.

What do you call a flying skunk? A smell-icopter

Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made it into a gameboy advance.

Yo mamma is so fat, she sat down in Wal-mart and lowered the prices.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vador? An elevator

You know your a redneck when there are 15 cars in your driveway, and the only one that moves is your house.

Yo momma is so poor, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said "CORN!"

Yo momma is so fat when she sees a school bus go by, she says "STOP THAT TWINKY!!"

You know you're a redneck when you go to a family reunion to find a girlfriend.

You know you're a redneck when you mow your lawn and find 10 cars.

Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck in the sky.