Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock. The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said. "It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."

What's the blonde cheer? I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm B.L.O.N.....uh,oh well...I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm... yeah, yeah,yeah...

What did the blond name his pet zebra? Spot!

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: "What's a lightbulb?"

What's the difference between pokemon and pokewomon? poke balls

Yo mommas so old that when she was in school they didn't have history.

What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK? FiretrUCK

Why can't Osama sleep with any of his 5 wives? Because all he sees is bush.

Knock-Knock Who's there Jack Jack Who I don't know any jack

5 boys are walking by a "haunted" house" One of the five boys said, "I bet I could go in there for more than five minutes." A couple minutes later, he comes out screaming "GHOST!" The second boy decides to try to go in for more than ten minutes. He comes out screaming after four minutes, "HE WASN'T LYING! GHOST!" The third and fourth boy go in together and try to stay in for more than an hour. They come out screaming the same thing. The last boy walks and says he can stay in there a whole day. Once he walked in, the other boys heard him say, "Hi Grandma."

Why did the lightbulb fail his test? He wasnt bright enough!