Top Jokes

A Will

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

Time & Fruit Flies

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Poet

A backward poet writes inverse.

A Boyfriend

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A Chicken

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Your Exorcist

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

A Clock

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Fully Recovered.

Not to worry: the man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Kiss His Ring

The difference between the Pope and your boss.... The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

Lightning

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

A Path to Your Door

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

Death and Taxes?

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course there's shipping and handling, too.