Yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny.

Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, and lost 300 pounds.

Yo Mama is so poor, I walked in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor, and she said, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got heat".

Yo momma is so stupid, she put a free sample on layaway.

Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.

An actual headline: "Include Your Children When Baking Cookies"

An actual headline: "Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers"

An actual headline: Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted.

An actual headline: Deer Kill 17,000

Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get y