I know the day I gave up exercise. You wanna know? Check my birth certificate.

Yo mamma so fat when she wears high heels 2 hours later they're flip flops.

Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.

Your mom is so fat her picture fell down.

Your Mom is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.

Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, and when she woke up, her pillows were gone.

When the body was first made all the parts of the body were fighting to see who would become the boss of the body. The fight for power was most intense between the limbs, the brain, and ..... the asshole. The limbs said they should be boss because they control the human, and without them the body was useless and couldnt move or do anything. The brain said it should be boss becauses it has to control the whole body and without the brain nothing in the body would function, neither the limbs or the asshole. The asshole said simply, "I'm the boss." The brain and limbs laughed at him. The asshole was so mad he closed up and the body became constipated. The brain couldnt think straight and be

Your momma so fat she uses pillows for pantyliners Your momma so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon

Your momma so ugly when she walked through the graveyard 2 men came after her with shovels.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out!

Your momma so fat when she broke a leg gravy came out.

Your momma so ugly when she went to the horse track people started placing bets on her.