Q)Where do eskimo pigs live? A)In a pigloo.

Q)Why does a traffic light turn red? A)You would to if you had to change in front of all those people.

Q)what do you call a polar bear in the jungle? A)lost!

Q)A hippo is sitting on your chair....what time is it? A)Time to get a new chair

Q: What do you get when a rooster crosses a duck? A: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn!

Q.Why shouldn't you wear snow boots? A.Because they will melt!

Q. Why would Snow White be a good judge? A.Because she's the fairest in the land.

Q.Where do tough chickens come from? A.Hard boiled eggs!

Q.Why did the house go to the doctor? A.To get a cure for his window pane!

What did the chef name his son? Stu

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always want to look at her. Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft? God: So you will always want to touch her. Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good? God: So you will always want to be near her. Adam: That's wonderful Lord ... and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid? God: So she would love you.