What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They have spelt MACY'S wrong!"

A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary spe

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick ? A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ? A. They are Braille for "suck here".

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ? A. You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ? A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job ? A. Ten minutes of silence.

Q. How is a woman like a laxative ? A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. Why do husbands die before their wives ? A. They want to

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ? A. Lipstick.