Top Jokes

DNA

DNA, national dyslexic association

Kids

Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.

Insanity

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Listening

No one is listening to you until you make a mistake.

Dyslexics

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

DARE

DARE, to keep cops off donuts

On the Other Hand

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Beaver

Save a tree, eat a beaver!!

Fool

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Unique

Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else!

Funerals

Always go to other peoples funerals, or they wont come to yours.