Top Jokes

DARE

DARE, to keep cops off donuts

On the Other Hand

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Beaver

Save a tree, eat a beaver!!

Fool

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Unique

Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else!

Funerals

Always go to other peoples funerals, or they wont come to yours.

Walking

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Bills

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Nobody

Nobody's perfect-I'm a nobody.

Silence

Ask me about my vow of silence..

Courdory

Courdory pillows--they're making headlines.