Top Jokes

Energizer

Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery.

Lottery

Lottery, a tax on people who can't do math

Generalizations

all generalizations are false

You So Poor

Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.

Stay Fit

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!

IRS

IRS... we've got what it takes, to take what you've got

Laugh

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

DNA

DNA, national dyslexic association

Kids

Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.

Insanity

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Listening

No one is listening to you until you make a mistake.

Dyslexics

Dyslexics of the world, untie!