What letter comes next? D, L, M, M, J, V, ... S. The letters are the first letters of Spanish days of the week, domingo, lunes, martes, miercoles, jueves, viernes, sabado.

Can you complete this sentence using two words which are anagrams of each other? Whilst driving his car at a reckless speed, the driver was distracted by his dog _______. Luckily, he managed to complete the _______ manoeuvre without crashing. Whilst driving his car at a reckless speed, the driver was distracted by his dog barking. Luckily, he managed to complete the braking manoeuvre without crashing.

A A A A K = biggest 4 of a kind.

Can you decipher this phrase? B BUSINESS BUSINESS A C K Getting back down to business!

What was the last thing that Abraham Lincoln did? He died.

This is a true story. I was texting my one friend, and we both get bored easy. This is part of our one convo. Him: Mew! I'm a kitty! Me: Woof! I'm a puppy! Him: Oink! I'm a cow! Me: Quack! I'm a zebra! Him: Bang! I'm a hoe! Me: Man, u got me beat on tht 1!

Some may be offeneded by a few of these. This is not meant to hurt anyones feelings just to show how stupid some of our idols and leaders of the country are. "Did people build this, or did Indians?" - Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park "I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians." - Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament "Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii." - Tony Bennett, Singer "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650." - Ad in Jakarta Post, should have r

What starts with an E, ends with an E and usually contains only one letter? ENVELOPE!

Sharon and her friend Kitty, two little elderly ladies, are out for a drive in a large Mercedes with Kitty driving and Sharon in the front passenger seat. After a few minutes, they come to some traffic lights but although the lights are clearly at red, the car just continues across the intersection. Sharon says to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." A few minutes later, they come to another set of lights and again they go through red, this time narrowly missing a car driving across them. Although Sharon is sure the light was at red, she is still convinced she is losing it. She is now getting very nervous. At the next intersection, the light

One stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house. They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in. Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table and he goes to lift it when all of a sudden the ghost of Mickey Mouse appears and says, "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse; lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house." Next the Scottish man went in and saw the fiver, but before he could lift it the ghost of Mickey Mouse appeared again and said, "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse; lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house." Finally, the Irishman went in and lift

A police man arrested a MBA marketing girl.... GIRL: I'M not involved in sex COP:Then what are you doing? GIRL: I am selling condoms and offering a free a trial

No cure here. . . .