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Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German
We're here on the airport, where a group of people
have just arrived after being stranded on an island
for more than a year.
You go to sleep on the couch in your living room one night, but you find yourself unable to get any sleep. You realize it is probably because you are hungry, so you go and make a pb&j, and eat it.
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You lay back down.
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After a while, you get sorta thirsty, so you get up again and go get a drink of rootbeer. GULP~GULP~GULP~....BURP!
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You lay back down.
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Still no sleep.
You do what everybody recommends - you count sheep. 1...2...3...4....5....
You have to go to the bathroom from all of that rootbeer.
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You lay back down.
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Still no sleep, so you start singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," to yourself - but when you finish, you are still not tired.
You say y
A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk on the beach.
Her husband always flew over every morning, and when she saw his aeroplane, she held the white towel high above her head. When her husband saw it, he made either the left wing or the right wing of his aeroplane go down. The left wing meant, 'I will be busy tonight and won't be home,' the right wing meant, 'In eight hours I will be holding you in my arms.'
One morning he flew over with eight other aeroplanes, and his left wing went down. Before his wife had time to fe
The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the year. For 1992's parade, Yeltsin and Gorbachev invited Bill Clinton to come watch it with them.
The parade commenced with a battalion of tanks, followed by a division of infantry, followed by armored personnel carriers and mobile artillery. They had mobile ballistic missile launchers, electronic jamming vehicles, and throughout the entire time the formations were overflown by squadrons of the most advanced interceptors, fighters, and long-range tactical and strategic bombers. Clinton, who had never been this close to war in his life, was suitably impressed.
Then he noticed that, way back at the end of the par
A Welshman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hands.
He shouts, "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr!" (Don't drink the water, there's cow shit in it!)
The man shouts back, "I'm English, I don't understand you!"
The Welshman calls back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in!"
A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques." His friend replied, "Yes, I know, I have seen your wife."
Tom: I went out fishing with my wife this morning.
Sam: You're lucky, I'm still using worms.
"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. Why Dad? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, son, she didn't get the fax."
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
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