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Astronomers were excited this week at having isolated a brief sound which occurred immediately before the Big Bang.
Apparently, that sound was "Uh oh."
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, "The parrot I purchased uses improper language."
"I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've not taught that bird to swear."
"Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor, "but yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."
1. Aquariums + Gratitude = FISH THANKS!
2. Orange Bear + A Ghost = WINNIE THE BOO!
3. Saint Nick + A Grizzly Bear = Santa Claws!
4. Skunk + Kangaroo = STINK-A-ROO!
"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants - uh oh. Bathing suit - okay. Naked - we'll see. Should I be swimming faster, or am I getting laid?"
"Saying 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral."
"They say that you can tell man apart from other animals by his ability to reason. I think you could also go by last names. What's his name? Patches? Patches what? That's a dog. Don't waste my time."
"Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown."
"One of my friend
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