30 The country called the Land of Rising Sun is Japan 31 Mount Everest was named after Sir George Everest 32 The volcano Vesuvias is located in Italy 33 The country known as the Suger Bowl of the world is Cuba 34 The length of the Suez Canal is 162.5 kilometres 35 The lowest point on earth is the coastal area of Dead Sea 36 The Gurkhas are the original inhabitants of Nepal 37 The largest ocean of the world is the Pacific ocean 38 The largest bell in the world is the Tsar Kolkol at Kremlin, Moscow 39 The biggest stadium in the world is the Strahov Stadium, Prague 40 The world's largest diamond producing country is South Africa 41 Australia was discovered by James Cook 42 The first Governor Ge

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. The cemetary must be the best place on earth; people are dying to get in there. 4. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; no-one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,

Two anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a group of natives. "Greetings! How is it going?" says the visiting anthropologist. "Wonderful!" says the other, "I have discovered an important fact about the local language! Watch!" He points at a palm tree and says, "What is that?" The natives, in unison, say "Umbalo-gong!" He then points at a rock and says, "and that?" The natives again intone "Umbalo-gong!" "You see!" says the beaming anthropol

How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.

Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks? A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

umfriend（嗯朋友）是一個新字，最近已經被放進美國字典的用字。 它是一個名詞，意思是「有曖昧不明或不可告人關係的朋友」。 它的起源很有趣： 假設有這樣一個情境，你帶一個朋友回住處，你們當天晚上發生了性關係， 完事之後（或者尚未完事），你室友（或家人）回來撞見你們兩個．．． 因為，你們不想讓別人知道你們的關係， 所以，你們可能還滿神色慌張的（或著衣衫不整）。 室友或家人可能用著懷疑的眼光打量著你們， 心虛的你為了讓這種尷尬場面趕快過去， 只好趕快把這位朋友介紹一下（講時還有é»

Can You Decipher This Phrase? B SAI Bonsai! B (on) SAI.

5 = diagonals of a pentagon.

Moe the midget always gets bullied by Terrance the tall goon. After many months of getting bullied and being made fun of his size, Moe has had it. One day, Moe challenges Terrance saying, "If you can do everything I can, then I will leave town forever and if you can't, then you will have to leave town and never return." Terrance accepts with confidence. For the first round, Moe does 10 back-flips continuously. A crowd watching the whole thing, claps. Unfortunately, Terrance also does the back-flips and wins the round. For the second round, Moe does a hand stand and walks around for several minutes without losing balance. This round is also won by Terrance. For the final round, Moe ask f

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France." The new man asked, "What happened?" "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"

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Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Marriages are made in heaven an