Can you decipher this phrase? HOT HOT HANDLE HANDLE Too hot to handle!

What is represented by this? heart heart heart Heart-to-heart!

10=D in a M 10 decimeters in a meter.

10=E on B 10 editors on braingle.

Always keep several "get well" cards on the mantle. That way, if unexpected guests arrive they will think you have been sick and unable to clean.

This is the best joke ever! Give it a full smiley :) :) :) :)

Can You Decipher This Phrase? LASE There are two possible answers. Argon laser: the 'R' has gone. Or, jumble sale: the letters of sale are jumbled.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Inside i could hear a lot of bass noise pumping. I went outside to see what it was and i found out it was a drummer practicing. I went inside and told my family that the player made a mistake and said dammit. My brother said "I wonder which band it was?"

Je suis très émue de vous dire que j'ai bien compris l'autre soir que vous aviez toujours une envie folle de me faire danser. Je garde le souvenir de votre baiser et je voudrais bien que ce soit là une preuve que je puisse être aimée par vous. Je suis prête à vous montrer mon affection toute désintéressée et sans cal- cul, et si vous voulez me voir aussi vous dévoiler sans artifice mon âme toute nue, venez me faire une visite. Nous causerons en amis, franchement. Je vous prouverai que je suis la femme sincère, capable de vous offrir l'affection la plus profonde comme la plus étroite en amitié, en un mot la meilleure preuve dont vous puissiez rêver, puisque votre âme est libr

- What did you have for dinner last night? - Your mom. - ...and for dessert? - Your mom.

Funny Signs: Tailor's Shop: Ladys have fits upstairs. Restaurant: People who find the waitresses rude ought to see the manager. Restaurant: We serve people like you as good food! Mall: The lift is being fixed today. We regret that for the next 24 hours you will be unbearable. Muffler Store: No appointment necessary, we will hear you coming. Restaurant: Today's Special - Soup $5.00, Dessert $3.50, Children, $4.00. Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty.