Popular Jokes
man having problems with premature ejaculation, went to the doctor to see what to do about it.doctor said try startling your self if you feel the urge to ejaculate.on the way home he buys a starter pistol. the guy excited to try the new idea, went home and was suprised to find his wife in the bed.after few minutes of fore play they were in the 69 position he was going to ejaculate so he fires the gun. his wife shits on his face bites 3 inchs off his dick and he still ejaculates prematurly.
Policeman to woman he's just stopped for speeding - "As soon as I saw you coming round the corner, I said to myself, 'Must be 55 at least'."
"It's this dress, officer - it always make me look older!"
The median of the list n; n+3, n+4; n+5; n+6; n+8; n+10; n+12; n+15 is 10. What is the mean?
What is the median and what is the mean?
There are 9 numbers, and the median is the 5th number n+6.
Compare each number with the median, the mean is
10+(-6-3-2-1+2+4+6+9)/9=11.
A man goes into a sportswear shop, and when a pretty blonde assistant asks him what he wants, he goes red in the face and stammers, "A packet of condoms, please."
The assistant says, "This is a sportswear shop, we don't sell condoms!" and the man leaves.
Two days later, he's back. "A packet of condoms, please." "I've told you before, we don't sell condoms!" and again, he gets all flustered and leaves hurriedly.
Three days later, and he enters the shop again. This time, the manager is ready for him, and goes up to him, saying, "We do NOT sell condoms!" He blusters, and eventually admits, "Actually, I'm after a Dallas Cowboys shirt, but I was just too embarrassed to ask for one!"
Fill in the blank:
The one who says it cannot be done should never _________ the one who is doing it.
Interrupt.
1 C A and 4 H A in a M M
1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!
Natrium chloride = table salt.
"Natrium", from which the symbol "Na" derives, is the German word of "sodium".
Play this on a friend:
You: You would call a witty remark a joke, right?
Friend: Yes.
You: Spell joke twice and say it 5 times please.
Friend: J-o-k-e, j-o-k-e, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
You: (start laughing)
Friend: Did I mess up?
You: No. You would call a relaxing stay in a tub with hot water a soak, right?
Friend: No, I'd call it a bath.
You: Whatever. Spell soak twice and say it 5 times please.
Friend: S-o-a-k, s-o-a-k, soak, soak, soak, soak, soak.
You: (start laughing)
Friend: Did I mess up?
You: No. Say joke 5 times and soak 5 times, then spell soak 3 times and joke 3 times.
Friend: Joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, soak, soak, soak, soak, soak, s-o-a-k, s-o-a-k, s-o-a-k, j-o-k-e, j-
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