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When a girl needs advice, why can't her brother help her?
Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
(And a sister too!)
# "Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something. You can be a genius, but when you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big building I like food bye..'"
# "I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin."
# "You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither."
# "My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'"
# "It's good to be back in New York. I have lived here ten years. I'm originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana: Mafia. But the fact of the matter is where I grew up there was something very simila
The government has recently issued a statement saying that 18.9 percent of all statistics are false.
There once was a man who couldn't speak correctly. He wanted to go buy some stuff for his wife. First, he needed to buy a bucket. "Excuse me sir, can I buy a fuck-it?" the man asked. The clerk said, "You mean a bucket?" "Yes, that's what I said, a fuck-it." While the man was walking he found some gum. "Oh look, bum." He took the gum and walked to the pet store. He wanted to buy a cocker spaniel. "Excuse me sir, can I buy a cock-and-spank-it?" "Sure, but you do mean a cocker spaniel?" "Yes, that's what I said, a cock-and-spank-it."
As the man was walking, and his dog ran away. The man asked a stranger, "Excuse me miss, can you hold my bum and fuck-it, while I get my cock-and-spank-it?"
You know how we earn little icons next to our names for the points we get for being active on Wocka?
They should do that on Facebook. Only backwards. The longer you are totally inactive, the higher level symbols you get.
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