Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest and highest continent on earth. Panama is the only place in the world that you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic. The only lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty. A honey bee can fly up to 15 m.p.h.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: John,why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. _______________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H-I-J-K

1.dumb guy: I have'nt slept all nite on the train. Friend: Why? Dumb guy: Got upper berth. Friend: Why did'nt you exchange? Dumb guy: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower berth. 2. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India, every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A dumb guy stands up - We must find & stop her! 3. Dumb guy - Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Dumb guy - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running? 4. Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense. Dumn guy: The future tense is, "You will go to jail." 5. Dumb guy gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, cli

# The original reason for tablecloths was as a towel to wipe one's fingers and hands on after eating # Mount Everest moves approximately 2.4 inches (10 cm) in a Northeasterly direction every year # Mickey Mouse has four fingers on each hand # The bark of a redwood tree is fireproof. Fires that occur in a redwood forest take place inside the trees # The storage capacity of human brain exceeds four Terra bytes # There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun # Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west # In 2001, the five most valuable brand names in order were Coca-Cola, Microsoft, IBM, GE, and Nokia # After the "Po

At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"

Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, "Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat." Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all of her charms upon a gentleman who looked like he might embarrass easily. "My dear Mr. Wilson," she gushed, "fancy meeting you here on the bus. Am I glad to see you! Why, you're almost a stranger. My, but I'm tired!" The sedate gent looked up at the girl. He had never seen her before but he rose and said pleasantly, "Sit down, Mary, my girl. It isn't often I see you on washday. No wonder you're tired. Being pregnant isn't easy. By the way, don't deliver the wash until Thursday. My wife is going to the District Attorney's

One night, a mother was walking past her young daughter's room when she saw the little girl kneeling by her bed, head bowed, hands folded, reciting the alphabet. "What are you doing, sweetheart?" the mother asked. "I'm saying my prayers, Mommy," replied the little girl, "but I couldn't think of what I wanted to say, so I'm saying the letters of the alphabet, and God can put them together whichever way He feels is best."

A group of American tourists were on a guided tour through an ancient castle in Europe. "Ladies and gentlemen," the guide said, "this castle is over 700 years old. Nothing has been altered or touched in all those years." "Sounds like they have the same cheap landlord I have!" exclaimed one of the tourists.

Why do melons get married in church? - Because they cantaloupe.

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Q: Why are cannibals such great improvs? A: They keep feeding off each other.

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.