Popular Jokes
This is a very long line that goes on and on and just when you think it is over it starts again going on and on but you know it cannot keep on forever until it starts repeating itself about being a very long line that goes on
and on and just when you think it is over it starts repeating itself about not keeping going on and on forever but you know it was a very long line.
Louis was talking to his friend Pete.
"There's nothing I wouldn't do for my Becky," he said, "and there's nothing Becky wouldn't do for me, and that's how we go through life - doing nothing for each other."
Play this on a friend:
You: You would call a witty remark a joke, right?
Friend: Yes.
You: Spell joke twice and say it 5 times please.
Friend: J-o-k-e, j-o-k-e, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
You: (start laughing)
Friend: Did I mess up?
You: No. You would call a relaxing stay in a tub with hot water a soak, right?
Friend: No, I'd call it a bath.
You: Whatever. Spell soak twice and say it 5 times please.
Friend: S-o-a-k, s-o-a-k, soak, soak, soak, soak, soak.
You: (start laughing)
Friend: Did I mess up?
You: No. Say joke 5 times and soak 5 times, then spell soak 3 times and joke 3 times.
Friend: Joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, soak, soak, soak, soak, soak, s-o-a-k, s-o-a-k, s-o-a-k, j-o-k-e, j-
You know how we earn little icons next to our names for the points we get for being active on Wocka?
They should do that on Facebook. Only backwards. The longer you are totally inactive, the higher level symbols you get.
What's the difference between a Western necktie and a cow's tail? The cow's tail covers the whole asshole.
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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