1. Chuck Norris beat the brick wall in tennis. 2. The boogy man does not wait for chuck norris, Chuck Norris waits for the boogy man.

A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper. "14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady. "14 cents! For what?" asked the lady. The storekeeper explained: "The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents." "I know different. To the best of my recollection, 7 and 7 is 11." "What are you saying?" "As far as I know, 7 and 7 is 11. I had already had 4 children when my first husband died. When I married a second time, my second husband also had 4 children from his first wife. After getting married, we had 3 children together. So each of us had 7 child

When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!

Haiku are funny But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full." The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies." The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..." Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeably and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion." The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah? Let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?" Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town call

Why isn't there a tax on stuff I DON'T like?

Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more.

Three gay guys where swiming in a pool, some white stuff floats to the top, and one of the gay guys screams, "Alright, who farted!"

Sign outside a watch-maker's shop; Watch batteries fitted.

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Susan (女，抱着孩子) Vic (调侃) Vic: Finger the baby's ass, if he kicks, he'll be a sorcer, if he screams, he'll be a singer, if he laughs, he'll be a homo. Susan:(笑，然后问)What about a girl? Vic: We finger them when they over 18. ...... 爆笑....