One guy went to see a doctor because he had a hearing problem, so he met his friend and the conversation began! First guy: "Did the doctor give you your test results?" Second guy: "Yeah. Looks like all those years of phone sex caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS."

When I was growing up I never bothered to learn French. So I tried very hard to avoid French in general, since I didn't know any of it. It was very hard to avoid... ...since my family spoke french...

A black man dies on Halloween; he is sent to purgatory for a year. On the next Halloween, the man sees angels and God. He asked God if he is going to get wings and become an angel. God says, "No nigga, you are going to be a bat."

As I was coming back from Canada, I stopped at the border and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I answered, "What do you need?"

Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Jabu answered, "Our house is very small, Miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep in the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping?' I say, 'no' and then he hits me and gives me a black eye." So the teacher says to him, "When your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer." The following morning, Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief. But the day after that Jabu comes back with a black eye again. "My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?" He tells her, "Ma'am, Dad asked me again, 'Jabu are you

A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, "What the hell are you doing?" "I'm wearing my love dress," responds the daughter-in-law, "We haven't made love in a long time." So the mother-in-law says, "Hm, maybe I should try that." She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, "What the hell are you doing?" "I'm wearing my love dress," says the wife. "Well," responds the husband, "it needs to be ironed."

The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts. The cruise liner, QE2, moves only 6 in. for each gallon of diesel that if burns. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. The words 'racecar' 'kayak' 'level' and 'radar' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. (palindromes)

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. An ant can lift 50 times its own weight. Holland is the only country with a national dog. The first penny had the motto "mind your own business. Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers. Chinese is the most commonly spoken language in the world.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks. Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner. How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better!

You might be a redneck if your father-in-law said that you had no class, so you spit at him.

110 The largest bay in the world is Hudson Bay, Canada 111 The largest church in the world is Bascilica of St.Peter, Vatican City, Rome 112 The largest peninsula in the world is Arabia 113 The largest gulf in the world is Gulf of Mexico 114 The tallest statue in the world is the Motherland, Volgograd, Russia 115 The largest railway tunnel in the world is the Oshimzu Tunnel, Japan 116 The world's loneliest island is the Tristan da Cunha 117 The word 'Quiz' was coined by Jim Daly, Irishman 118 The original meaning of 'Quiz' was Trick 119 The busiest shopping centre of London is Oxford Street 120 The residence of the Queen in London is Buckingham Palace 121 Adolf Hitler was born in Austria 122