Dolphins sleep with one eye open. Bulls are color blind. A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people. Emus can't walk backwards. A group of unicorns is called a blessing. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of owls is called a parliament. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of bears is called a sleuth. Twelve or more cows is called a flink. A baby oyster is called a spat. Some fleas have split penises like a Y shape An elephant can be pregnant for up to 2 years Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down. The average garden-variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in

Joe: Hey Frank, what do you call an Iraqi on a plane? Frank: Hmm, terrorist bomber? Hell on air? Death on two wings? Joe: No, a pilot you racist!

So, what did one Bowling pin say to the other Bowling pin? ............................ Hey, you're a knock out!

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college, but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very wel

Schwarznegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The POPE has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns' was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his, We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? A last name....... Were you thinking of something else?

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" "Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night we're locked in our cells and don't see any television." "That's too bad," the reporter said, "But I do think it is nice that the warden lets you watch it in the daytime." "What do you mean, nice?" the inmate said. "That's part of the punishment."

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. --

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN GEORGIA: 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in GEORGIA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in GEORGIA plus a couple no one's seen before 4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 5. Onced and twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. Fixinto is one word. 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you st art drinking it when you' re two. We do l

It was Christmas, and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "Surely that's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened."

Yo momma so fat, she ate 100 cakes yesterday and got thinner.

A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the game - and Dad can't find the tickets. Dad: "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there." Bobby: "No probs, Dad." Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium. Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."

Carton of eggs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ $3 Ski mask~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ $14 Tickets to a Brittany concert~~~~~~ $84 Egging the crap out of America's Pop Princess?? PRICELESS