Can you decipher this phrase? A R M S Open arms!

Les chères léchèrent les chairs.

Can you decipher this phrase? W O R K SEESAWS Overseas work!

Chris and his friend Johnathan are standing outside of school one day. Johnathan finds Chris wearing his hair black and slicked down, with a purple stripe, with mascara and nail polish and a Korn t-shirt. Johnathan: So, Chris, what's with the new outfit? Chris: I'm Emo. Johnathan: You are not Emo. Chris: Yeah I am, my life has no meaning and I listen to Korn; I'm extremely Emo. Johnathan: Did you watch Family Guy last night? Chris: Yeah. Johnathan: ... Chris: ...OH! Guess I'm not Emo. Johnathan: Yup. Chris: Can I still listen to Korn? Johnathan: Sure.

A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shrivelled and it appeared to be on its last legs. She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation. "Oh, I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia tree, ma'am," said the manager. "Good," she replied. "What is it?" "Autumn!" he said.

Yo mama is so dumb each time she hears Obama's name on tv she throws her hands in the air + ducks for cover Yelling OH BOMB A WHERE?!?!?!

Me: "That will be 17.50, please." Customer: "Are you a Christian, dear?" Me: "Why do you ask?" Customer: "Are you?" Me: "Well, no. Why do you want to know?" Customer: "Oh. I would like to be helped by someone else, please." Manager: "Good morning ma'am, I hear you've been having a problem with the clerk?" Customer: "Oh, she didn't make any trouble, it's just that I don't want my money to be handled by someone not of the faith. You should be careful, she'll probably nick from the till when you're not looking." Manager: "You're right, ma'am, I shall definitely have to reprimand her." Me: *surprised* "What for?" Manager: "For failing to notice that the lady was not planning on paying

Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she dosen't just sit around the house, she sits around the whole neighborhood.

Little Johnny went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" Johnny's father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man Love, To forgive him and Patience, For his moods Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death