Yo Momma is like a TV; Even a 4 year old could turn her on.

I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

What is a musician with real high morals? Virtuoso.

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 7 out of 10 people are

How many moves, at least, are required to checkmate in chess? Four moves. 1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#

Cinfuscious says : It is nice to meet a woman in the park but is better to park meat in a woman.

What is represented by this? HEAR T Broken heart!

Once a blonde decided that she wanted a kid. when she had it she couldnt decide what to name it. she asked around but no one had the right name. some people wanted huga butte and some wanted gatta pee pee. she went with ma hore

Yo momma's so ugly, you can press her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!

Definition of alien-people from another country.

One day a blonde went to a store and saw Donuts that were sugar free, so she grabbed them and walked out of the store without paying. Security stopped her and asked, "Excuse me miss, but what do you think you are doing?" She said "Duh...I'm taking the free Sugar donuts!"

One day a man was sitting on a toilet with his solar power laptop, then his laptop fell in the toilet. He ran out of the bathroom screaming. The next person sat down to use the toilet. When he was done, he stood up looked at the toilet and screamed out of the bathroom. All the people in the bathroom ran out of the bathroom screaming.