Popular Jokes
Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador dog.
"Oh, I wouldn't if I were you!", says Mick. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
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We feature lead-free gasoline, phosphorus-free washing powder, fluorine-free refrigerator, ..., and iodine-free salt.
A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick."
Man says to his girlfriend
You're the only woman on this planet I won't. Oh by the way, I'm taken a trip to Mars next week.
On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
Have you heard about the blonde that started writing a diary of all her thoughts?
Yes, after 3 years she is on the second page now.
Dear __________________________,
   I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: (Check those that apply)
__ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
__ Your first name is ob
These are just a few of those typical sexist jokes- they make me chuckle ( or groan) so ya know- I'm a girl : )
*what's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
- A woman who won't do what she's told.
*I married Mrs. Right- I just wish I'd known her first name was Always *
* How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be open by thetime she brings it
* What is the best way to always remember your wife's birthday?
- Forget it once
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