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Do bakers with a sense of humor bake wry bread?

Q: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree? A: Wave to her

There was a lady that had a 3 year old son and one was coming on the way (she was pregnant). When the 3 year old asked his mother why her stomach was so big, she told him that it was just gas (she didn't want to give him a confusing explanation). The day that the baby was born, the 3 year old came up to the baby and said, "Hey, Fart!"

Yo Momma is so fat she sat on Bigfoot and turned him into "Little Toe."

Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?

Real friends are those who, when you think you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

What's bigotry? What you find in an Italian forest!

Sadly I will never be able to join a nudist colony..=[ My mother always told me not to point!! =]

Yo Momma so ugly, she walks down the street and a little boy says,"look Mommy, there's Shrek!"

One day, 3 men were walking around in the desert. One was poor, but had lots to drink and was smart; one was rich and very thirsty but was smart, and the last was poor, thirsty and stupid. Suddenly a genie popped up and said, "Each of you can have one wish, but it is a different sort of wish to the usual. Each of you can go down this magic slide," and a slide appeared from nowhere, "and whatever you say in the slide you will land in a large pile of whatever you said." The first man went down and said, "GOLD," and he landed in gold; the second man said, "COCA-COLA," and he landed in coca-cola; the last man said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and he landed in wee.

Yo momma is so ugly, that when she was born the doctor smacked her butt and his hand melted!