An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes there. About two months later, a priest saw the old man there with his dog and decided to go talk to the old man. "Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day to visit your wife's grave and we just think that so sweet. We were all wondering if the dog is something that was special to your wife since you always bring it out here with you." "No, actually I bring the dog out here to pee on the grave. I'd do it myself, but I'd get arrested f

Yo Momma so fat when she peed in China, she made the Yellow River!

A masked man all of a sudden gave a beggar 1 million dollars. Man: Why did you give me so much money? Masked Robber: I steal from the rich and give to the poor. Man: I'm rich! Masked Robber: Okay give me all your money.

Can You Decipher This Phrase? BALLBBALLABALLSBALLKBALLEBALLTBALL Basket Balls!

Can you decipher this phrase? L L I H Uphill!

Yo Momma is stupid that she went hunting for whales in Ohio!

Yo Momma's breath is so bad, that when she entered the basement all the rats passed out!

Here is snippet of section A of the curious multiple-choice entrance exam into the exclusive puzzle club. 1. The first question with B as the correct answer is: A. 1 B. 4 C. 3 D. 2 2. The answer to Question 4 is: A. D B. A C. B D. C 3. The answer to Question 1 is: A. D B. C C. B D. A 4. The number of questions which have D as the correct answer is: A. 3 B. 2 C. 1 D. 0 5. The number of questions which have B as the correct answer is: A. 0 B. 2 C. 3 D. 1 1. C 2. D 3. B 4. C 5. B

Yo momma so ugly the plastic surgeon sued her.

Yo momma so ugly she made a mime scream.

Yo momma so ugly they renamed "Halloween" "Yo-momma-ween".

Yo momma so fat that when I wanted to take her picture I had to back up so far that I ended up in China.