How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.

What did the popsicle say to the lollypop as he was leaving? So long, sucker!

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Which sweet is very clever? A Smartie

Q: Why did the hand cross the road? A: To get to the second-hand shop!

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Yo momma's so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck!

A man who digs? Doug! A man who doesn't dig? Douglas! A woman with a cat on her head? Kitty!

Former First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker." Janet responded. "Just because I am considered ugly, doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances." Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?" Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can." Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed

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