Popular Jokes
What is a chicken's favorite type of joke?
The human who crossed the road!!!
Two bulls are in a locker room when one guy notices the other dude has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other bull says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
And I said, 'No bullshit!'"
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
The phone rings, Brezhnev picks up the phone: "Hello, this is dear Leonid Ilyich...".
Husband messages his wife on his cellphone: Hi, wat R U doing honey?
Wife replies: I'm dying
Husband is delighted and jumps with joy, but texts: OMG! How am I gonna live without u?
Wife replies: u idiot. I'm dying my hair
Husband: *@&!#*/ English
Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.
It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos.
Most of the Justin's concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.
Police are now using Justin Bieber's songs as torture devices.
Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber.
Kim Kardashian received death threats from Justin Bieber fans after he jokingly tweeted that she was his girlfriend. One Justin Bieber fan tweeted that she will use her lunch money to hire a hit man.
Q. What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain't Bieber.
Justin Biebers new song is "if i were a boy".
You've got to feel sorry for JB ........
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