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The door bell rings, and a man answers it.
Here stands Little Johnny, dressed well but plainly, who says, "Trick or Treat!"
The man asks Johnny what he's dressed up like that for at Halloween.
Little Johnny says, "I'm an IRS agent"; then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.
Q:After a runner reached the end of a long, gruelling marathon, officials were amazed to see him continue to run. Why did he do this?
A:The man was let out of prison for the day to enter the marathon. He kept on running to avoid prison.
A wife was in the kitchen making the boiled eggs for breakfast when her husband walked in and asked, "What's for breakfast?"
She turned to him and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stood her over the kitchen table and they had sex. Afterwards he asked, "What was that all about?"
She answered, "The egg timer's broken!"
A man comes home after a party drunk.
When he interrogates his wife about who she is, she replies, "I'm your wife! Did you forget me?"
The man says, "Sorry, drinking makes me forget my pain."
Q: How can you find a blonde in a submarine?
A: Simple, she would be the only one with a parachute on!
The 1st blonde says-"I hate you!I never want to see you again."
The smarted 2nd twin says-"You idiot!Then don't look in the mirror!"
The 1st says-"Why can't I look in the mirror?"
The 2nd says-"Because we're twins and we look exactly the same!"
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