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These danish chicks flash their hairy armpits, while they catch guys' reaction on candid camera. Scroll in a few minutes - it is hilarious
http://www.dr.dk/pirattv/programmer/soestrene-bidsk/soestrene-bidsk-tester-angst-for-haar/
Two Berlin children spoke to each other over the wall. The little girl in the West says, while eating a banana, "Look - I have a banana."
The boy in the East doesn't want to be inferior to her in anything and says, full of pride: "We have socialism." The girl counters: "So, we'll have socialism soon too."
The boy, triumphant: "See, then you won't have any bananas any more either!"
Q: Why do elephants paint their toes yellow?
A: So they can hide upside down in the custard.
Q: How do you shoot a purple elephant?
A: Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
Two Rabbis were discussing their problems with squirrels in their synagogue attic. One Rabbi said they simply called an exterminator and they never saw the squirrels again. The other Rabbi said, "We just gave them all a bar mitzvah, and never saw the squirrels again."
Abramovich was sentenced to 5 years, served 10, then fortunately was paroled before he served the rest of his sentence.
It was really hot last summer. In fact, it was so hot I saw a republican with his head out of his ass.
The following is based off a true story.
In my high school english class our english teacher Ms. Simoff had given us homework to do and if we didn't do it we wouldn't be allowed to watch a movie. The next day my friend Jason came in and told the teacher that he did not do his homework. The teacher sent him to another classroom to finish his work. When he asked why he was in trouble Ms. Simoff said,
"Because you didn't do what I asked you to last night."
The class proceeded to burst into laughter.
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