Popular Jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and goes outside, the sun gets jealous!
Yo momma so ugly, I don't know who you and her are related!
Yo momma so old, fat, ugly, and stupid, people are still wondering why your dad married her!
Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off herself!
Yo momma so fat, if she stops eating, it would end world hunger!
Yo momma so gassy, she started global warming!
Yo momma so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
Yo momma so short, I saw her feet in her driver's license!
Yo momma so fat, when she went to New York someone shouted "Hey look, it's King Kong"
Yo momma so poor, when I visited you and picked up a penny, yo momma start
Which word is the odd one out:
football polo badminton baseball golf tennis cricket billiards rugby
Badminton.
This is the only sport which does not use a ball, it uses a shuttlecock.
Would you like some chocolate ice cream and lemonade?
Yes?
Ok!
*shits* chocolate ice cream and *pisses* lemonade!that would be $5.00
When my pap was younger, his family didn't have much money. One year for Christmas, his mother cut a hole in the front of his underwear so he would have something to play with.
A child named Bob was running through the neighbor's garden. "Hey!" shouted the neighbor, "I thought I told you not to let me catch you here again!"
"Right!" replied the boy, "and you haven't caught me yet!"
A boy walks home an hour late to class, the teacher asks him, "Why are you so late?"
The boy replies, "I stopped two boys from beating each other up."
The teacher says, "That's very nice; how did you do that?"
The boy says, "I beat them both up!"
This guy at work argued with everybody that his pink oxford shirt was actually "salmon." Finally, human resources brought in a grizzly bear to settle the dispute.
I hear there's now a sine flu as well.
Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it.
Someone approaches you to say hi and your immediate response is, "You bet I am!"
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