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Little Johnny's 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "Yeah!"

Yo mama so short that you can see her feet on the driver license. Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor slap her parents. Yo mama so dumb that she sat on the tv and watches her wheelchair.

A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale. "Afraid not," said the farmer. "I'll give you a thousand bucks!" said the city fella. "I can't sell you that horse. He don't look too good," replied the farmer. "I know horses, and he looks fine. I'll give you two thousand!" "Well, all right, if you want him so bad." The next day, the man returned the horse, screaming that he had been gypped. "You sold me a blind horse!" "Well," said the farmer, "I told you he didn't look too good."

Yo Momma so fat when she peed in China, she made the Yellow River!

Can You Decipher This Phrase? P E T S Step up!

Can you decipher this phrase? ED CROWD Over crowded: [CROWD over ED].

How do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it. How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.

Yo Momma is stupid that she went hunting for whales in Ohio!

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and goes outside, the sun gets jealous! Yo momma so ugly, I don't know who you and her are related! Yo momma so old, fat, ugly, and stupid, people are still wondering why your dad married her! Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off herself! Yo momma so fat, if she stops eating, it would end world hunger! Yo momma so gassy, she started global warming! Yo momma so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake! Yo momma so short, I saw her feet in her driver's license! Yo momma so fat, when she went to New York someone shouted "Hey look, it's King Kong" Yo momma so poor, when I visited you and picked up a penny, yo momma start

Can you decipher this phrase? EHCA Backache!

Which word is the odd one out: football polo badminton baseball golf tennis cricket billiards rugby Badminton. This is the only sport which does not use a ball, it uses a shuttlecock.