Yo Momma is so fat she farted and caused global warming

A guy goes in an adult book store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female." Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White." Counter guy asks, "Radical Christian or Muslim Extremist?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says, "The Muslim Extremist blows itself up."

One day a man is up on his soap box telling blonde jokes. A large crowd has gathered around him and are laughing hysterically at every line, most of which he probably took off of this website. A blonde walks up to him and starts yelling at him, "You know, not all blondes are as dumb as you make us out to be." Taken aback by this he says, "Fine. If you can answer three questions, I'll pack it up and never tell another blonde joke." She agrees and he starts the questioning. "Ok, I'll give you an easy one first. What are the colors of the flag of the United States of America?" "That's easy," she replies, "Red, white, and blue." "Not bad, I've had some blondes screw that one up. OK, next ques

Q: What is a cat's favorite game? A: Go Fish!

Yo momma is so dark, she's not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of her.

Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the middle ages as the dark ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights.

Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.

You used to have two brains. One you lost a long time ago, and the other one went looking for it!

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, okay." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! Oh, Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!"

What do you call two thieves? A pair of knickers!

yo mommma is so skinny when she went to the strip club they used her as the pole!

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