One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

Test for Dementia "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so.. Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it," The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR! 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread

Once there was a guy who liked cheese.

Yo mommas is so fat it takes a twinky and a tub of butter to get her through the door.

I sprayed my dog with spot remover. Now he is gone.

Yo momma is so poor, that when I went to her house, a roach tripped me and a rat took my wallet.

Question: If the world was a jacket where would the people from the ghetto go? Answer:In da Hood!

Your momma is so fat, your dad rolled on her and never came off.

Buck Fush

Teacher: Oscar, if you had five pieces of candy, and Joey asked for one, how many would you have left? Oscar: Five.

your mom is like paris hilton ... a dirty whore

What's the difference between a sock and a camera? One takes five toes and one takes photos.