Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend. "Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."

A complex is a phobia. A complex is a large building. A complex is another word for complicated. So if you have a phobia about complicated large buildings, you might be said to have a complex complex complex.

Yo Momma is so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to move over.

Yo Momma is so fat, that she goes to the zoo to see the elephants and they feed her!

Legs is the word - spread the word.

Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the T.V and your dad missed the whole series of "Lost"

Why did God make man first? Because he didn't want to be interrupted by woman!

Yo momma so fat she blocks the sun when she's out walking!

You call me ugly? Where is your mirror, boy?

I had a part in the local repertory company's Shakespeare week, and was allocated the dressing room that was next to the large room shared by three of the actresses. One day, a friend of mine was visiting me when he drew my attention to the fact that there was a small hole in the dividing wall. "You can see right through into next door!" he exclaimed. "Ah, let 'em look," I said.

Confucius say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok