Yo momma so stupid that she forgot where she parked her car in an empty parking lot!

While at work this man heard a very funny knock-knock joke. He told himself, "Although my wife is blonde I'm sure she will get this one!" Upon arriving home that night he proceeded to tell his wife about this joke he had heard. "Knock-knock," he said. She said, "Hold on honey, let me answer the door."

"Well, what have we here...?" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?" I'm stalling for time. "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call." I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself. "Let me check your medical history." I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you. "Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news." The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it. "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before i

The funniest bumper sticker is: Keep honking I'm reloading!

What do you say to Mexican with a high salary? Can I have ketchup on those fries?

The King sent for his wise men all To find a rhyme for W. When they had thought for a time, But could not think of a single rhyme, "I'm sorry," he said," To trouble you."

Who is Yo Momma? Yo Momma doesn't know.

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We have all wished for something, but think about this: Hold out your hands, wish in one, and crap in the other. Which hand do you think will get filled up first?

Yo Momma so fat, when she walked into a store the beeper went of twice

What does Monica Lewinsky have on her resume? "Sat on the Presidential Staff"

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