Popular Jokes
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"
It was Arbor Day, and a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all planted something.
The redhead planted flowers in her front yard.
The brunette planted a tree in her back yard.
The blonde didn't know what to plant, so she asked the redhead.
"Plant something that looks good," she said.
The blonde still didn't know what to plant, so she asked the brunette.
"Plant something you want more of," she said.
The blonde finally knew what to plant. The next day,her husband was declared a missing person.
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"Fifty dollars for three questions," replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what is your third question?"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wrong
2) Who are you with? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP - Kum Hai Nao
4) Stupid Man - Dum Gai
5) Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Band Mai Ni
8) It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim
9) I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
10) This is a tow away zone - No Pah Ding
11) Our meeting is next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
12) Staying out of sight - Lai Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Yo momma's So stupid she put yellow for the answer to the following question:
What color is Santa's red suit?
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say.
(e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..."
"PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
What did the blonde say to the red head?
Nothing. She couldn't remember what she was going to say!
Little Johnny: "Hey, Daddy, Spot just ate Mom's apple pie that was on the counter to cool off!"
Dad: "Don't worry, son. We'll get you a new dog."
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