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If you want to know how to make a blonde's eyes sparkle......Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Yo mama so stupid, when her softball coach said to keep her eye on the ball, she stared at the softball for 3 days straight!
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk
It would hurt when you found out!
Compress was what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!
Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!
A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class, his teacher asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," the boy said. He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was sent home and his mom asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was sent to his room and his dad came in and asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I o
When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.....
A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" the caller inquired, puzzled in her turn.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
Why does President Clinton invite so many ladies into his private study?
He wants to show them his executive branch.
1 How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
2 What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
3 Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
4 Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
No smoking.
5 How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
6 Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
7 How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
8 Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
9 Why don't blo
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