Popular Jokes
Actual bumper sticker on a jeep (the writing was upside down). "If you can read this, flip me over!"
You don't have to go faster than the bear, you just have to go faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the w
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from the back of the theater yelled out, "Hey, how'd you do that?"
"I could tell you, madam," the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you."
After a short pause, she yelled back, "Ok, then... Just tell my husband!"
Never test the depth of water with both feet.
Don't take candy from strangers, unless they offer you a ride.
I'll start exercising as soon as i get into shape.
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
Maybe you should go to e-bay and buy a clue.
Earth is full. go home.
Gee, I'd like to care, but I wasn't given that gene.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they can't laugh either. (i like this one)
If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it.
I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Visa. (ok that was kind'a dumb)
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.
what happened to the lost boy?
he came to a house and wrote a joke that was exactly like this except in larger font and with a little more umph ya know what i mean a very humerous joke in fact i do believe he is working on more ya know i lied i ain't lost i just like making very very very long jokes sorta like this one ya know what i wrote is called a run on sentence my papa told me about run ons they are fun i can't imagine not having a papa if you don't have one i feel bad for you starting at 'starting' i wrote 100 words thats a lot but still my favorite number is464,546,879,6 but i won't go till there i can't believe i counted my words how nerdy i'm stopping soon wait......... 127 ha buh
If you want to know how to make a blonde's eyes sparkle......Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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